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Apr. 19th, 2006 | 10:31 pm



YEH!!

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just look...

Oct. 3rd, 2005 | 10:30 pm

http://www.buycostumes.com/productDetail.aspx?productid=11625

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no more dial-up

Sep. 4th, 2005 | 08:09 pm
mood: anxious anxious
music: really mervin ..dont sing

i am getting broadband...

in a few days there will be no more dial up tune for me to dance too.....

i will miss it very much....

BUT! It will be replaced by 'zooms' and 'vrushing' sounds from me sending and receiving files at the speed of light....its gonna make a supersonic (wo)man out of me

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I have received shit results......

Aug. 18th, 2005 | 11:14 pm
mood: indescribable
music: YMCA- Village People

Chemistry 1 D
Chemistry 2 U
Chemistry 3 E

Core Maths 1 D

Stats 1 E

Physics 1 D
Physics 2 U
Physics 3 E

.....but i have a new haircut.........

Photos )


..........and a BEAUTIFUL PHONE.

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This is not a man in a top hat.

Aug. 3rd, 2005 | 10:37 pm
mood: geeky
music: Westlife- Uptown Girl

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Charlotte took this picture. Debbie then made it funny. She's a hoot.

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Star Trekkin' Across The Universe

Aug. 1st, 2005 | 10:49 pm
mood: dancy dancy
music: what do you think?

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.


There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.

Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.


It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engineer, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!

Ye cannot change the script Jim.
Och, #!*& Jimmy.

It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.

Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.


When everyone gets back I am going to teach you all the dance to this. This song is a legend. Almost as good as Don't Stop Me Now. I am mildly obsessed. Hmm, off to go dance in my room by myself.....tra la la la la.....

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confusing

Jul. 12th, 2005 | 10:19 pm
mood: confused confused
music: britney spears - toxic

all this confusion is confusing me. hopefully this will be all sorted out soon. my heads a mess.

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charlot and bex!

Jul. 7th, 2005 | 01:38 pm
mood: thoughtful thoughtful
music: Everyone's a little bit racist

Oh, how i wish the whole world could go and hide under a big duvaaaay somewhere...like we are going to do.

So far, we have heard from these people... Neek, Nick, Debbie, Mike, Amy Bell, but no Taki, Sam or Joe...yet. Please give us a buzz when you see this. We are worried :( We have not heard from Chris either but we think he is in Reigate. And Domi should be in Kenley. So as long as you are in the places you are supposed to be then you should be safe (theres a moral in there somewhere).

not heard from charlotte or bex yet though....!

I wish we were all cats, watching binnis on the sofa made me think how blissfully unaware we would be if we were cats. And we would be cool for cats. hmm....

Thats it.

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I'm in debbie's mum....

Jun. 29th, 2005 | 09:28 pm
mood: weird weird
music: background radiation.....

...'s office.

Her and Stuart are watching some tele programme. I think its Rockos modern Life. Class. I am online because i feel weird. I dont think it is the fact that we just went to the park, i think it because i am fed up of myself. hmm. how odd. i hate being alone. mainly because sometimes i dont wanna be near me and if im with other people especially interesting people it takes my mind off the fact that im with me too. does this make sense. but at the moment i dont want to be with anyone or with me, so i am stuck.

hmm, maybe i can become schizophrenic and then i can be someone else. yes.

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Turtle Adoption - I think this will catch on!

Jun. 20th, 2005 | 09:58 pm


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I have just ahd the best conversation ever with James Lin.

Jun. 15th, 2005 | 12:52 am
mood: jubilant jubilant

I think I am about to die of laughter. Enjoy.
Btw- note the sarcasm, and also note that this boy I fancy does not excist. I know of no half black, white eskimo so dont hassle me for his number - Becki. We all know eskimos are best friends with Whales so you would want to know him wouldn't you. You dirty WHALE WANG LOVER!!!!

The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
hey
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
who is this?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
charlie
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
howd u get my addy?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
from my other account
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
oh rite
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
do u not use it ne more?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
not so much
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
y not?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
cos someone hacked onto it a couple of times
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
ouch
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
u talked to madeline recently?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
no
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
not for a long time
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
it kinda sucks
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
hmmm
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i realli want to chat this guy up
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
how should i approach him
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
ne 1 i kno?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
no
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
well
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
i ain;t exactly the best guy to ask
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
cos i ain;t eva had a gf
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
but
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
talk to him
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
don;t appear desperate
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
and try to find out whether u have things in common or not
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
try and keep a convo going
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
cos silences mean that it ain;t gonna work out
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
well
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
hes a friend
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
k
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
thats a gd start
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i just want to send the message across
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
does he seem to want to have a relationship?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i dunno
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
u see
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
the other thing is
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
is that different boys like different things
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
i wud want a sensible girl who wud be sensitive to my feelings
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
i also like girls that laugh at my jokes and at things i say
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
but thats just me
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
lol
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
don;t try to impress him by being sum1 u aint
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i wont
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
my m8 tried it once
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
and afta a day
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
it didnt work out and he ended up dumping her and hurting her feelings
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
the other thing
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
oh
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
is that
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
don;t keep ur hopes up high because if u don;t go out then u will be less emotionally upset
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
do u know any chat up lines i could use
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
is that ur style of asking a guy out?
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
cos i swear guys ask girls out
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i just want to chat him up
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
his mates say he likes it they say he likes cheesy chat up lines
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
OH GOD
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
they mite be lying
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
just to wind u up
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
2 be honest
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
they r funny
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
but
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
i wud neva take that girl particularly seriously
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
unless i really knew her
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
no i trust them
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
ok
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
if u want chat up lines
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
yes
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
maybe u cud use an extra hand
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
y don;t u cum to my house for a finger buffet and sum nipples
H ello there. I'm Geoff says:
these are great
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
how u doing my honky friend
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
u r looking very gay blood
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
say that one in a sarcastic tone
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
that will make him laugh!
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
lol
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i bet it will
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
how do you come up with them
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
18 years of being a comedian
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
oh oh
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
tell jokes
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
u gotta tell jokes
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i will i will
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i dont suppose you got any crackers i could have??
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
loads
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
but erm
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
is he white?
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
sum of them are racist
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
they happen to be the funniest though
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
oh well... Im sure he wont mind you see hes half black a quarter white and a quarter inuit
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
so go ahead!
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
a what?
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
besides
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
if he;s half black i think he mite mind
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
especially the ones i got
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
no hes very open
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i can leave them out if i think hell mind
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
whats an inuitt?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
eskimo
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
rite
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
well
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
u want me to tell u sum then?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
yes please
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
k
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
what do u call a nigger priest?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i dunno
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
holy shit
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
ha ha ha
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
whats the different between a black man and batman?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i dunno
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
batman can go out at nite without robin
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
lol
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
these are ace!
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
whats the difference between a pizza and a nigger?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i dunno
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
a pizza can provide for a family of 4
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
neato.
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
what do u do when u see a nigger with half a head?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i dunno
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
stop laughing and reload
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
you just keep reeling them out!
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
how do u turn a paki on?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i dunno.
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
push the red button
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
ooh!!!!!what a hoot
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
what do u call a paki with a microwave on his head?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i dunno
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
pa ting
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
lol
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
what do u call a pretty paki?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i dunno
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
Asif
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
LOL!!!!!
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
god, how am i gonna choose between these
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
thats a gd one to use
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i agree
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
a mexican and a nigger are in a car. Who;s driving?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i dunno who?
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
a cop
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
omg that is the funniest joke i have EVER heard
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
LOL!!!
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
whats black and white and rolling off the end of a pier?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i dunno
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
a nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
lol
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
what do u call a chinese man with 1 bollock?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
ooh
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
what?
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
what went wong
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
lol
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
I dont think i can handle any more!
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
last one i promise
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
ok
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
y do black people love basket ball so much?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
why?
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
because it involves running, shooting and stealing
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
lol
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
thankyou for your help
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
im gonna be beating them off with a stick with all these gems
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
oooh oooh
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
1 more
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
ok
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
how do u get an indian out ur back yard?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
i dunno
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
move the trash cans to the front
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
lol
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
your killing me!
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
thanx
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
great init?
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
yea
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
lol
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
well i have gotta go practice out my moves
Hello there. I'm Geoff says:
cya!
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
ok
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
gd luck
The CHAMP is in the house!!! says:
xxxxx


Btw Dominic, Happy Birthday! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(oops he has just informed me its not till lunchtime, so i take that back)
hes such a queer

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hell - fucking - yeh!!!

Jun. 5th, 2005 | 07:38 pm
mood: silly silly
music: Kiss- I am singing it (don't you just LOVE prince)

If only this was the gospel truth....well, a girl can dream.

Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:180
Quiz created with MemeGen!

There is no need to say another word...

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Jun. 4th, 2005 | 11:33 pm
mood: infuriated infuriated
music: Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights

I think I will turn into an asexual being, I am basing this on the fact that all of the people i like at this particular moment are completely unattainable. Which sucks. Maybe I should cut out my brain so I dont have any feelings. Of course then I would die. In other news I have decided to redo a year at school so I will actualy spend 3 years at the lovely virgo fidelis. My mother is quite happy with this decision, which is kool. I thought she'd be angry, I am not telling my father, because he won't understand and think it's something bad , shout at me and then forget and not care. So theres not much point. Hmmmmm.... Yeh and I have got to have nearly 3 years of treatment on my teeth including about 60 sets of braces, im gonna look even more sexy... and yeh lives going great. Hope your all well.

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I'm about to tell you a story....

Apr. 17th, 2005 | 06:46 pm
mood: apathetic apathetic
music: Bloc Party - Banquet

....this story is about a girl, who lived in a mansion. With dial up. The End

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finally done...with my wonderful co-writer bexy!

Apr. 13th, 2005 | 09:42 pm
mood: accomplished
music: Oasis - Lyla

My rhyming hen

yo I lay a wikid egg
so they don’t cut off my leg
when the pen has cleaning time
if theres shit that stinks its mine
yo I never go on journeys
just give eggs and bacon
I should show them what they’d face
If i quit ovulating
cos these eggs just keep gliding
and feeding the world
the best eggs from a bird
the best eggs in the world
you cant compare with a hen
a hen that just knows
when it reaches the pen
its gonna lose its toes
make eggs grow out of nothing
to put on a rich mans muffin
nah pluck it
free range are fine
As it cant fly the eggs are always in time
my rhyming hen has a mind of its own
and when i put it on my bike
its hind is shown
my rhyming hen has a mind of its own
and when i poke it with a spike
its like a featherbomb explodes
my rhyming hen has a mind of its own
and when i put it on my bike
its hind is shown
my rhyming hen has a mind of its own
and when i poke it with a spike
its like a featherbomb explodes
see my hen is a physician
laying eggs like bricks
using chicken wire
it don’t make nests with sticks
stuck in a cage with shit
it always stinks of it
but it never gets hungry cos it can eat its own shit
it controls my income
my hen is my life
and if it were legal
my hen would be my wife
i use it to protect me
fend off shit that wrecks me
if your gonna run farms you better treat the fowl correctly
cos if you dont
its like youre wasting a provider
misplacing the eggs they’ll remain inside her
its like an mother
but its eggs are for eating
eggs that hit at ya
it easily lays out
but no matter what
i can count on my hen
lose all the rest
it will still be my friend
its there till the end
and the eggs that it lays
it always give me breakfast for days
my rhyming hen has a mind of its own
and when i put it on my bike
its hind is shown
my rhyming hen has a mind of its own
and when i poke it with a spike
its like a featherbomb explodes
my rhyming hen has a mind of its own
and when i put it on my bike
its hind is shown
my rhyming hen has a mind of its own
and when i poke it with a spike
its like a featherbomb explodes
my hen never stops
forever its top
no matter what happens
its ready to flock
if it flew off the farm
Id scream encore
i want more
I don’t wanna have to be a carnivore
its always there to help me in need
it never says a word and entertains my bestiality
for a great egg
to make a good dinner
you wanna smash it go ahead
it makes a good omlette
every single hen i treat like a treasure
its value to me is impossible to measure
it gives me pleasure and helps me to relax
i buy some egg boxes and it fills up stacks
with a little help from superovulation
like just the eggs are a taste sensation
see me and my hen have a very special bond
i hope that youve learnt this throught the words of my song
my rhyming hen has a mind of its own
and when i put it on my bike
its hind is shown
my rhyming hen has a mind of its own
and when i poke it with a spike
its like a featherbomb explodes
my rhyming hen has a mind of its own
and when i put it on my bike
its hind is shown
my rhyming hen has a mind of its own
and when i poke it with a spike
its like a featherbomb explodes

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STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUART

Apr. 12th, 2005 | 12:46 pm
mood: what does this mean??? what does this mean???
music: Bon Jovi- You give love a bad name

Ok i am at school and this song just came on. It is mine and Stuarts song. I just realised how much i miss him. I hate the fact we don't see each other. But i also dispise what he did. Hopefully, i will get knocked out and get amnesia so i can forget what he did and can be friends with him again... hmmm....now its santana and rob thingy from matchbox 20, which reminds me of nothing so my mind is blank. hmm i should be doing work. nevermind.
heres krypton and shes got something to say
'well hello there...um i...like...sausages the 450 bus of doom'
oh heres neon... she also has soemthing to say...
'she says reaali i dont ok then im off c u tommoro' - bit rude...
oh oh... helium and radon are here
helium says 'my maaaaannd is blank'
radon says 'tramp tramp tramp'.
im gonna go, the school bell is a calling me . tara

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Apr. 11th, 2005 | 01:23 pm
mood: im at school..... im at school.....
music: the buzz of the sixth form computer room

Hello, I am at school. Me and my friends have decided to form a band onli problem is we dont have any instruments. Or talent. If you would care to donate any please send them to my school which none of you have heard of. The address is

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have u ever seen them in the same room.....

Apr. 8th, 2005 | 10:02 pm


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Mar. 14th, 2005 | 09:02 pm
mood: (wooo for old people) (wooo for old people)
music: my dad and brother talkin about boob sizes

well, i dont normally make live journal entries but i have things to say that i thought what they hey!

quotes (if u were there i hope u will chortle and agree with me that they are memorable yes debbie this means you as you were the only person there who and the only person who reads my journal...)

Mary:'three men... NOT THE WISE MEN!'

Charlie:'(*sings* mary...by scissor sisters) even the scissoe sisters like mary'
Debbie: ' i dont think they wrote it about her'
Charlie: ' I do, I do....'

Debbie: ' Who's that!'
Charlie: ' Derek'
Debbie: ' I like him, he's kool'
(after going for the pull)
Debbie: ' Oh my god, he touched my back!'

Mary: ' Now, tell me young man, why have you bought a hat that matches you hair * pulls hat off and places stupidly back on head* they are both orangy...'

ahh.... i think hercules, mary , debbie and derek should have a double date! ahhhhh

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My Rhyming Pen

Feb. 18th, 2005 | 04:01 pm
mood: i want a fucking rhyming pen i want a fucking rhyming pen
music: umm.....tad obvious

The lyrics to My Rhyming Pen ( http://www.soundclick.com/bands/4/emcianmusic.htm )
( these may not be accurate as i wrote them frantically whilst listening to it )

these are deep man

yo i kick a wicked rhyme
just to keep on spitting lines
when i keep on dipping minds
its the shit that thinks its mine
yo ill take em on a journey
give some education
show them what there facing
when they quit procrastinating
cos my pen just keeps gliding
and spilling the words
feeling the shit
the illest shit that youve heard
you cant compare with a pen
a pen that just knows
when it reaches the pad
it just has to flow
make words grow
out of nothing
make a sentence
that means something
nah fuck it
whatever is fine
as long as it rhymes and lines are in time
my rhyming pen has a mind of its own
and when i get behind the mic
its mind is shown
my rhyming pen has a mind of its own
and when i get behind the mic
its like dynamite explodes
my rhyming pen has a mind of its own
and when i get behind the mic
its mind is shown
my rhyming pen has a mind of its own
and when i get behind the mic
its like dynamite explodes
see my pen is a magician
playing lyrical tricks
using metaphors
and picking puns with sticks
sticky buns and shit
its quick to run with kit
or easily prepared to make a number one hit
it conveys my messages
my pen is my life
and if it were legal
my pen would be my wife
i use it to protect me
fend off shit that wrecks me
if your gonna write rhymes you better use the pen correctly
cos if you dont
its like your wasting a talent
misplacing the balance of an insatiable pallete
its like an artist
but its paint is literature
words that hit at ya
it easily spits out
but no matter what
i can count on my pen
lose all the rest
it will still be my friend
its there till the end
in the pages it dents
it always gives me 100%
my rhyming pen has a mind of its own
and when i get behind the mic
its mind is shown
my rhyming pen has a mind of its own
and when i get behind the mic
its like dynamite explodes
my rhyming pen has a mind of its own
and when i get behind the mic
its mind is shown
my rhyming pen has a mind of its own
and when i get behind the mic
its like dynamite explodes
my pen never stops
forever its top
no matter what happens
its ready to rock
when it flows off the page
the lines scream encore
they want more
it cuts rappers like drop saw
its allways there to help me in need
it records all my feelings and plans to seed
for a great rhyme
to grow into a classic
you wanna smash it go ahead
it comes back massive
every single flow it treats like a treasure
its value to me is impossible to measure
it gives me leisure and helps me to relax
i buy some new pads and it fills up stacks
it lays the down the tracks its my whole foundation
like just the ink is a whole sound station
see me and my pen have a very special bond
i hope that youve learnt this throught the words of my song
my rhyming pen has a mind of its own
and when i get behind the mic
its mind is shown
my rhyming pen has a mind of its own
and when i get behind the mic
its like dynamite explodes
my rhyming pen has a mind of its own
and when i get behind the mic
its mind is shown
my rhyming pen has a mind of its own
and when i get behind the mic
its like dynamite explodes

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